> BA: Tease your boyfriend
HAHA HOW HIGH DO YOU EVEN HAVE TO BE????
He is SOOOOOOOO Not your boyfriend. (You wish though. Being a Hero means you don't have a lot of time to deal with all this romancey garbage, especially after the UNITED GALAXY ORGANIZATION legalized the "QUADRANT" System of romancing, even adding in some lame legal loop-hole called the "SPADES ACT" that prevents you from arresting someone who was doing something in the 'heat of the moment' and no you are not capitalizing it because BLUH what a load of Crabs in shiny metal hats!)
> BA: Notice the spider crab. [link]